Now you may be wondering (I'm sure you are!) what Boris gets up to on an average week (when he isn't busy mauling the hand that feeds him).
Here is a run-down of Boris's movements over the last week:
Monday:
Boris has a bit of a snooze (at least he's on Todd's chair and not mine :-)
Tuesday:
Having made the big effort and moved 3 metres Boris is now stationed in the middle of the narrowest walkway in the house. How do cats do that??!!
Wednesday:
Mmmmmm, the cat heater. Boris's favourite appliance.
Thursday:
"If I move back here a bit it's even warmer!" (extensive tests found that moving too far back resulted in falling off the back of the cat heater).
Friday:
Time for some work. Boris takes up typing. I think he needs a bigger keyboard though, as he completely engulfs the current model.
Saturday:
Must be time for more cat heating. It's been a hard week and Boris knows how to wind-down.
Sunday:
"The weekend is almost over", Boris prepares himself mentally for another busy week...